Bursting with the refreshing zest of the purest and rarest
pomegranate known to man, infused with our special blend of
vitamins and minerals to keep you on-the-go. Pomegranate Punch is
sure to not just hydrate a thirsty gamer but give you that surge
of energy to knock everyone out like a raging punch and claim your
victory.
Blueberry Blaze
Energy Drink
Packed with not just one but twelve mystical blueberry species,
Blueberry Blaze grants abilities beyond your wildest dreams. Once
only known from legends of the past, Shockbyte’s rediscovery of
the twelve elusive blueberry species will empower you with magic,
enabling control over mind and matter. These ancient species of
blueberries will heighten your senses and enable point-to-point
teleportation across the earth.
Citrus Cyclone
Energy Drink
A whirlwind of lemon, lime, and orange flavours in a single can.
How is that possible? We’ve located the exotic cyclone of citrus
and found a way to harness its power. Drinking Citrus Cyclone may
give you superhuman abilities such as the ability to convert
written words into images in your mind.
The following QNCH Energy flavours are currently available:
Pomegranate Punch
Blueberry Blaze
Citrus Cyclone
What would happen if you mixed all three together?
When do the magical abilities kick-in?
QNCH Energy provides powerful magical abilities that can only be gained by drinking an entire can.
If you don't receive your magical abilities after drinking an entire six-pack, please purchase another.
How long does shipping take?
All orders are aboard a mighty ship - the Ever Given, currently cruising down the Suez Canal. We're certain your orders will arrive in no time.
Actually, we have just been informed there may be some delays.
Can I mix & match?
QNCH Energy is only available in six-packs. But, you can purchase as many packs as you would like. You could purchase two, three, or maybe even one thousand?
Is this a real product?
* This product is totally 100% real and there should be no doubt that this would not be real. We've been working on our formula for over 462 decades; ever since humans created the first game, checkers. No approved therapeutic claim.